Tag: relatable essays
The Unspoken Rules of Grocery Store Etiquette (And Why I Break Them All)
Confessions of a Grocery Store Rebel The other day, I was caught red-handed. I'd committed the cardinal sin of grocery shopping: I put a bunch of bananas on... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true-crime documentary marathon, and you catch a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? The Hilarious Truth About Plant Parenthood We all have them. Those little quirks that make us human. Leaving the dishes “to soak”... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye is Real: Signs Your Plant is Judging You Okay, hear me out. I know it sounds crazy, but I'm starting to think my houseplant is judging me. It all... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Fiddle Leaf Fig Seems to Think So The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Rolled Its Eyes (I Think) Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there.... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? An Investigation
Do Houseplants Judge Us? A Humorous Investigation We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a reality TV marathon you swore... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
We’ve all been there. You’re scarfing down cold pizza at 2 AM, scrolling through your ex’s Instagram, and suddenly you lock eyes with your houseplant. It’s not... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Does My Houseplant Judge My Life Choices? (I Think So!) We all have that one friend, right? The one who raises an eyebrow just so, offering a silent judgment... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye That Started It All It all started with a side-eye. Yes, you read that right. My monstera,... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling) We all know that "plant parent" is a badge worn with a mix of pride and slight self-mockery.... Read More