Tag: relatable essays
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
My Descent into Plant Paranoia It all started innocently enough. I, like many during the pandemic, adopted a leafy friend. I envisioned sunshine, gentle... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry Let's be honest, laundry isn't exactly the most exhilarating activity. In fact, it often ranks... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when you're scarfing down leftover pizza for breakfast, still... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Silent Scrutiny
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch in your oldest sweatpants, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced on your stomach, binge-watching... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (A Philosophical Exploration)
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (A Philosophical Exploration) We’ve all been there. You know, staring into the abyss of a half-eaten pint of ice... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye from a Fiddle- Leaf Fig The other day, I was sprawled out on the couch, halfway through a... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? (The Evidence is Compelling) Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
😉 The Side-Eye From a Fern We've all been there. You know, that moment when you're scarfing down leftover takeout at 2 AM, still in your pajamas from the day... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have our little quirks, right? Mine just happens to be an unshakeable belief that my houseplant, Ferdinand , is constantly judging me. It Started With a... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry From Dirty Socks to Existential Dread (and Back Again) The other day, I was knee-deep in a mountain... Read More