Tag: relatable essays
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into One-Sided Plant Drama
We’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you catch your reflection and think, “Did I really leave the house like this?” But what if it wasn’t the... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me (And Other Weird Habits I’ve Developed)
Does My Houseplant Judge Me? (And Other Weird Plant Lady Habits) The Day My Fiddle Leaf Fig Rolled Its Eyes I swear it happened. I was mid-monologue, lamenting... Read More
My Houseplants Are Totally Judging My Life Choices (and Here’s Why)
Is It Just Me, or Do My Plants Secretly Judge Me? The other day, I was sprawled on the couch, halfway through a bag of chips, binge-watching reality TV in my... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
plant parenting will have you laughing along with (and at) your leafy companions. --> We’ve all been there. You’re two glasses of wine deep, scrolling through... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
We’ve all been there. You know, staring forlornly into the fridge at 2 a.m., wondering where it all went wrong. But lately, I’ve started to feel a distinct... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into Plant-Based Side Eye
My Fiddle Leaf Fig Swooned (In Disgust?) We've all been there. You know, that moment when you're scarfing down leftover pizza in your pajamas at 2 PM on a... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Do Houseplants Judge Us? My Leafy Roommates Seem to Think So We’ve all been there. You’re having a particularly rough day, and the only witness to your... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room It happened again this morning. You know that feeling when... Read More
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry
The Surprisingly Deep Thoughts I Have While Doing Laundry There's something about the rhythmic hum of the washing machine and the hypnotic tumble of the dryer... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Judging My Life Choices
Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know, that moment when you’re surrounded by laundry piles that resemble Mount Everest, your diet consists primarily... Read More