Confessions of a Serial (Almost) Plant Killer
Remember that time I confidently declared, “This snake plant is going to thrive in my care!”? Famous last words. My track record with plants was less “green thumb” and more “brown thumb of doom.” I overwatered, underwatered, and even managed to give a succulent sunburn. (Don’t ask.) I was ready to resign myself to a life of plastic greenery.
But then, something magical happened. I stopped listening to the unspoken rules.
Rule #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill the Peace Lily
