Tag: talking to plants
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Let's be honest, we've all been there. Staring at our reflection in the mirror, questioning our life choices, only to catch a glimpse of our houseplant in the... Read More
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices?
Is My Houseplant Silently Judging My Life Choices? Let's be honest, we all talk to our plants. It's practically a rite of passage for plant parents. But... Read More
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next)
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next) Okay, maybe "serial killer" is a tad dramatic. But let's just say my thumbs have never been mistaken... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent My Descent into Plant Parenthood It started innocently enough. A succulent here, a peace lily there. I told myself,... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
My Descent into Plant Parenthood (and Mild Panic) It all started innocently enough. A sunny windowsill begged for a splash of green, a friend swore by the... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging Me? A Deep Dive into the Mind of a Monstera
The Side-Eye That Started It All It all started with a particularly rough Tuesday. You know the kind: spilled coffee, missed deadlines, the works. As I sat at... Read More
The Day I Realized My Plant Was Judging My Life Choices
The Day My Plant Judged My Life Choices We’ve all been there. You know, that moment you catch your reflection in the microwave at 2 am, desperately scavenging... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me The Side-Eye Heard 'Round the Living Room I swear it happened. I was sprawled on the couch, three... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
Is My Plant Judging Me? The Hilarious Truth About Plant Parenthood Confessions of a Plant Parent Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there. You know, that moment... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
We all suspect our pets judge our questionable life choices (side-eyeing you, Mr. Whiskers). But recently, I’ve started suspecting a new member of my household... Read More