Tag: talking to plants
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We've all been there. You walk into your living room, glance at your leafy companion basking in the sun, and swear you see a flicker of…disdain? Okay, maybe... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Plant is Secretly Judging Me
We all have our quirks. I leave dishes "soaking" for longer than I care to admit, my sock drawer resembles a black hole where pairs vanish forever, and I may... Read More
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Now Speak to My Philodendron)
The Unexpected Joys of Being a Plant Parent (and Why I Now Speak to My Philodendron) Confessions of a Former Plant Killer Let's be honest, my thumbs used to be... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me (and Other Weird Habits I’ve Developed)
Why I'm Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me (and Other Weird Habits I've Developed) From Plant Killer to Paranoid Plant Parent Remember that time I... Read More
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence is Compelling)
Is My Houseplant Secretly Judging Me? (The Evidence Is Compelling) We all have them, those little moments of self-doubt. But lately, mine have been amplified... Read More
Is My Houseplant Judging My Life Choices? (The Answer Might Surprise You)
We’ve all been there. You’re sprawled on the couch, three episodes deep into a true crime documentary marathon, a half-eaten bag of chips precariously balanced... Read More
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent
The Unspoken Rules of Being a Plant Parent My Descent into Plant Parenthood (and Chaos) It all started innocently enough. A cute little succulent on clearance... Read More
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next)
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and What Happened Next) The Day My Thumb Turned Green(ish) Let's be honest, my history with houseplants was less than stellar.... Read More
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and You Should Too)
Why I Started Talking to Plants (and You Should Too!) The Day My Thumb Turned Green (Sort Of) Let's be honest, my thumbs have never been known for their... Read More
Why I’m Convinced My Houseplant is Secretly Judging Me
The Side-Eye Struggle is Real I swear, it started with a side-eye. You know, that subtle tilt of the leaves that seems to say, "Really? You're watering me with... Read More