Tag: technology

  • The Great Phone Number Fiasco: Why I Can’t Remember a Single Number Anymore

    The Great Phone Number Fiasco: Why I Can’t Remember a Single Number Anymore





    Remember that game show, “Name That Tune?” You know, where contestants would desperately rack their brains, trying to identify a song within the first few notes? Well, replace the catchy melody with a phone number, and you’ve got a glimpse into the inner workings of my brain on any given day.

    The Day My Memory for Phone Numbers Vanished

    It all came crashing down at the grocery store checkout. My phone, the keeper of all vital information, decided to take an impromptu nap, leaving me stranded with a cart full of snacks and a cashier expectantly waiting for my loyalty card number.

    phone number amnesiac.

    Have Smartphones Taken Over Our Brains?

    Let’s be honest, our smartphones have become extensions of ourselves. They store our grocery lists, remind us of birthdays we’d otherwise forget, and yes, even hold hostage every phone number we’ve ever encountered. We’ve become so reliant on these pocket-sized marvels that we’ve outsourced a good chunk of our memory function to them.

    And I’m not just talking about phone numbers. Birthdays, anniversaries, that one friend’s new address that you swear you saved but can’t find – they’re all locked away in the digital fortress, accessible only with the right combination of swipes and taps.

    Remembering the Days of Landlines and Memorization

    Remember landlines? Those clunky contraptions tethered to the wall by a curly cord? Back in my day (cue the old-person voice), we memorized phone numbers. It was a rite of passage, like learning to tie your shoes or mastering the art of the perfect prank call.

    But alas, the world has moved on. Landlines are practically museum artifacts, and with them, our ability to recall a simple 7-digit sequence. It’s a classic case of “use it or lose it,” except the “it” is a crucial piece of information that could come in handy during, say, a zombie apocalypse when all technology inevitably fails.

  • My Love-Hate Relationship with Voice Notes (and Why I Still Send Them)

    My Love-Hate Relationship with Voice Notes (and Why I Still Send Them)

    My Love-Hate Relationship with Voice Notes (and Why I Still Send Them)

    The Day Voice Notes Almost Ruined My Life (It Wasn’t That Serious)

    Picture this: I’m elbow-deep in a bag of chips, engrossed in the latest true crime documentary, when my phone buzzes. It’s a voice note from my best friend. “Ooh,” I think, “juicy gossip!” I press play, expecting a thrilling tale of romantic mishaps or workplace drama. Instead, I’m subjected to three minutes of incoherent rambling about a sale at the grocery store. Don’t get me wrong, I love my friend, but three minutes of my life I’ll never get back! That, my friends, is the double-edged sword of the voice note.

    Voice Notes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious

    We’ve all been there. Sometimes, a voice note is a godsend. Need to relay a long, complicated story on the go? Voice note! Want to share your excitement about finding the perfect avocado at the supermarket? Voice note! However, like any powerful tool, it can be misused.

    Take, for instance, the time my dad sent me a voice note instead of just answering my question. “Hey Dad,” I texted, “what’s the wifi password again?” What followed was a 47-second audio odyssey, complete with dramatic pauses and heavy breathing, as he navigated to the router and read the password out loud…one agonizing…character…at…a…time.

    And then there’s the infamous “accidental voice note.” We’ve all sent them (or been on the receiving end). Those snippets of background noise, muffled conversations, or worse – embarrassing singing – that make you want to disappear into the floor. Yes, voice notes can be a minefield of awkwardness.

    Why I Still Hit “Send” on That Voice Note

    So, why, you ask, do I subject myself and others to this emotional rollercoaster? Well, despite their pitfalls, I can’t deny the appeal of voice notes. Here’s why:

    • They’re personal: Hearing someone’s voice adds a level of warmth and connection that text just can’t replicate. It’s like a mini-conversation, without the pressure of real-time responses.
    • They’re efficient (sometimes): Let’s be honest, typing is so last century. Sometimes, it’s just faster and easier to blurt out your thoughts into the void (er, I mean, to your friend).
    • They’re entertaining: Let’s face it, some of my most hilarious conversations have been immortalized in voice note form. From silly accents to dramatic retellings, they’re like little audio time capsules of laughter.